Its Pathetic

Oh yeah. Its really pathetic.

After all tomorrow is a new day. The same effing day. No more surprises. Nothing. Everything is laid out on the table. You know exactly what’s going to happen. If you fuck this way, you are going to get fucked that way, and then the resulting fuck because of that fuck, and it goes on. So, you just sit down, plainly decide that all you can do is be normal - Be a part of the great fucking American Commute. Oh no , fuck I ran out of oatmeal. I cant believe that. Geez the cereal bars are gone too. The plastic gallon of 2% reduced fat targeted towards European Ass is empty too. Hmm, Its Monday, am I late, should I take a shower, did I go to bed drunk last night. Do I have a meeting? Shit. You get in your car, rush to the metro or take the highway… staring at the gas guzzling monsters. A skinny Chinese is driving a fucking huge 10 sitter SUV to work alone!!!!!!

Highway sounds good, its terrible though. You are missing the whole scene - people dozing off, putting on make up, literally screaming on phones, exchanging their flip flops for hills, the weirdo at the end staring at the other girl’s cleavage, that stinking asshole, he does look like one should I get off the train? I am scared, and them fucking blog sections on the express. You even get a dummy laugh reading the comic section. And there are those huge chunks that get mixed up - the Tourists. Its fucking simple okay - walk on the left, stand on the right. And on weekends its suppose to be fun, but you are so drunk that you doze off when a hot chick is giving you a pole dance in the metro and end up in Vienna!!!

No more surprises? Well now you will get some. So you get off the train, with your headphones still on listening to “Black Hole Sun”. The only surprise is, the music is mixed up with glimpse of how pathetic your life really is. Look at them. Everybody is having fun. Wow, she is so hottttt. Look at that ass, and those… Suddenly the guy waiting to cross the road speaks out to you — “Amazingly huge huh? Dream on” I was like wtf, you were staring me stare at her .. you could even get one of those emotional BS in your head - “With or Without You”.??

So, work is work besides the usual crap - “How was your weekend” “Awesome” “Did you watch the office?” “Awww he is so cute”. “Dude”, depending on the tone how you would like it to be pronounced “Get a eff’ing life. It sucks okay. Suck it up. Hit the bar.”

You get off the work. Now you actually get it. Its like Deja Vu, I have seen it all before… People trying to smile out their hollow heart, show off how rough of a day they had gone through sitting on a couch, those fucking black or yellow or blue or whatever berry in the hands, weird discussion on how we could save the world while you are not being able to save yourself. And you realize how pathetic the Metro itself is, it can not find words in the whole fucking English dictionary to describe their riders.

Fine, you get home. Actually you are not that tired, but the ramblings your head went through makes you low. You probably care to grab a bottle of beer or jack, lie down on the couch and watch the best TV shows - Which one is it going to be: Californication, Dexter, Tudors, Weeds, Family Guy, The Simpson’s, South Park. Can it get better than that? Well, if you are that pathetic go for it “Which celebrity is Pregnanat as of Now?”, “The top disgusting asses”, “Outrageous VH1 Celebrity Exposures”, “Get a life”.

Well, Then, dirty deeds were done dirt cheap. Now, after two bottles of beer and few puffs of smoke, its not at all odd to find yourself miserable listening to the same old tunes. There is no Black. And There is no white. Its all shades of gray. At each given point, there is a darker side and a lighter side. There is no such thing as brighter side. Nothing is evil. Nothing is divine. Did I miss something somewhere? Where did I fuck up? Did I miss a meeting with my own fucking life?

Its sad but its true. Get a big slap on your face and feel for yourself - “How pathetic you are?”. Its the same everyday. Its monotonous. Its boring. You try to have fun, plan things out - “Lets get together”, “We need to do something”, “Lets plan on”. Exactly, its full of plans like a big fucking circus, that keeps on going around you slapping each time it passes by you. And the worst thing is, you know that you have tried too hard just to have fun, and that just makes it so pathetic.

Cheer up! We all suck at living.
Welcome to the SUCK!

On the Road

And then we’ll go off to sweet life, ’cause now is the time and we all know time!” He rubbed his jaw furiously, he swung the car and passed three trucks, he roared into downtown Testament, looking in every direction and seeing everything in an arc of 180 degrees around his eyeballs without moving his head. Bang, he found a parking space in no time, and we were parked. He leaped out of the car. Furiously he hustled into the railroad station; we followed sheepishly. He bought cigarettes. He had become absolutely mad in his movements; he seemed to be doing everything at the same time. It was a shaking of the head, up and down, sideways; jerky, vigorous hands; quick walking, sitting, crossing the legs, un-crossing, getting up, rubbing the hands, rubbing his fly, hitching his pants, looking up and saying “Am,” and sudden slitting of the eyes to see everywhere; and all the time he was grabbing me by the ribs and talking, talking.

–Jack Kerouac - On “On the Road”

Nice!!!!

It feels good.

Can’t remember who asked for it.

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Work Avoidance - Archenemies

They finally did it!!! And it indeed got a huge press. Today I saw it on Express.Kauke Arch and the snow dayFor most people, being prevented from doing work due to snowfall is a hassle. But not for college students! That’s why College of Wooster students climbed up this mound of snow Wednesday that filled the arch at Kauke Hall on the campus in Wooster, Ohio. three students were arrested Tuesday as they filled the arch full of snow, a tradition the college’s students carry out after large snowfalls, hoping classes will be canceled if the arch is closed. (EXPRESS http://readexpress.com)

Governmentium Explained!

Governmentium, from Andrew Benjamin

The National Research Council has recently announced the discovery of the heaviest chemical element yet know to science. The new Element has been tentatively named Governmentium.

Governmentium has 1 neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons and 11 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312. These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact A minute amount of Governmentium cause one reaction to take over 4 days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 3 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause some morons to become neutron, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as Critical Morass.

King of The World

[Binayak Drunk - Audioblog Translated ] Not me.

400,000 chinese are coming to USA every year and 70% of them are going back to China now a days. It was not the case. So, world has become such a smaller place. Some people say, US is the exchange point for westeners only. That was a while ago. But now all of this is changing and they are realizing this. So, what now? The people who think have to think about all these things. China can overrun America any time soon. Don’t say it now. Militarily china is way back. However, given that they have so much people. So Does India.

However, they are not catching up anytime soon. With all these things going on in China and India, who is benifiting the most? American Capital Owners? Yes, Politically how much power do they have is the question? In the begining they had a lot, now its slowly decreasing. Is it?

At the end of the second world war, America could have been king of the world, but they decided not to. However one may argue that “If they could have been the king, they would have been”. But it was in the interest of people. You might say, Oh wait - “You might not think of Russia as anything, but US was afraid of freaking Cuba until the 1960 because of Russia. Do you really think America would have been the king of the world? If anyone could have been the king of the world. They would have been. They were not able to.”

Nobody likes communist. England was nothing, it was basically a rundown during the second world war, If America didn’t go, one more week is all they would have lasted. England was nothing. There were two eagles - Russia and America. So, what happened? Russia, still out There? Where does China lie?
What the fuck is UN for? UN is primary to help people yell at each other.

Its all in the Movies

Why shouldn’t I work for the NSA? That’s a tough one. But I’ll take a shot. Say I’m workin’ at the NSA and somebody puts a code on my desk, somethin’ no one else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it and I’m real happy with myself cause I did my job well, but maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East and once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels are hiding, fifteen hundred people I never met, never had no problem with get killed.Now the politicains are sayin’ “Oh send in the marines to secure the area, cause they don’t give a shit, won’t be their kid over there gettin’ shot just like it wasn’t them when their number got called cause they were all pullin’ a tour in the National Guard. It’ll be some kid from Southy over there takin’ shrapnel in the ass. He comes back to find that the plant he used to work at, got exported to the country he just got back from, and the guy that put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job cause he’ll work for 15 cents a day and no bathroom breaks.

Meanwhile, he realises the only reason he was over there in the first place was so that we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price, and ofcourse the oil companies use a little skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices, a cute little ancilliary benefit for them, but it ain’t helpin’ my buddy at 2.50 a gallon. Their takin’ their sweet time bringin’ the oil back, of course maybe they even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martini’s and fuckin’ play slolum with the icebergs. It ain’t to long til he hits one, spills the oil, and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic… so now my buddy’s out of work, he can’t afford to drive, so he’s walkin’ to the fuckin’ job interviews which sucks cause the shrapnel in his ass is givin’ him cronic hemroids and meanwhile, he’s starvin’ cause everytime he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special their serving is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State….

so what did I think? I’m holdin’ out for somethin’ better. I figure fuck it, while Im at it why not just shoot my buddy, take his job, give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe, and join the National Guard. I could be elected President.

– Matt Damon Good Will Hunting

This is as It is

We had big comotion here today. Maoists thought that the government had imported weapons from India, and therefore they called for chakka jam, It happened so suddenly; Moist came to the bank and shouted that we should shut down and join them. The sutters were pulled down in the bank because the management didn’t want anybody/anything to be hurt. Maoists were saying that they had surrounded the valley and they were all around ratna park. I thought we would be on attack any time. They moved out as suddenly as they appeared as soon as the government and Indian embassy denied the claim.
People thought that the Durbar marg was being attacked. Everyone was calling us to know what was happening which was more scary.
It was an experience nobody wants to be repeated. :) By Bin via Google Talk

The New Internet Explorer

The new site is really fun.
http://www.ie7.comĀ